Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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