thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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