I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Oh Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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