careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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