Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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