im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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