Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
