No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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