the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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