My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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