This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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