worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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