i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
love makes seman taste better
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize