i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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