He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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