I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Shame - the story of my life.
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