the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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