okay pat passed out under dana's car
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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