are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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