TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
How naked do you want me to be?
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