Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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