Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

Just got yelled at by a priest...again.

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(478): View more from Georgia

This is not my ceiling

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(310): View more from California

I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.

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(734): View more from Michigan

she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.

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(407): View more from Florida

it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum

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(312): View more from Illinois

Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....

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(850): View more from Florida

Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions

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