you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn