On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.