Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
