you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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