ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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