What should our trivia night team be named?
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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