do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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