I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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