C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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