Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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