Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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