Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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