I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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