just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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