so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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