At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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