I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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