I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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