you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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