Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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