I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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