Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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