I think my vagina is haunted
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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