Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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