And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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