Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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