And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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