why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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