I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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