Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i think i have herpe
just one?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
