Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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