That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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