i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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